Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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