we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You dont lie about slip and slides
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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