With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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