chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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