i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Please don't give away my fajitas
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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