I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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