i don't like sucking hair
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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