just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
a search helicopter?!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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