Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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