I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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