And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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