Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
home. puking in laundry basket.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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