Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just want nice things and good sex
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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