she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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