Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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