Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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