I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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