I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish you could order shots online.
I understand Curling. That high.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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