chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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