I'm gonna have a badass scar
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she pinky promised me she was 18
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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