I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
