Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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