Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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