you turned your livingroom into a bong?
high people should be assigned attendants
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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