I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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