we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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