I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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