just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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