how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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