We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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