I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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