What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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