Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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