how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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