they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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