So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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