Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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