I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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