Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
no, he came in my armpit
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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