OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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