let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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