Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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