I only kidnapped one of them. chill
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The best revenge is premature balding
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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