thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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