You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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