Pappa wants mamma naked
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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