READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Randomize
