Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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