I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Randomize
