So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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