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my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
do nipples grow back?
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