I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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