How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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