In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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