I want to have your abortion
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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