I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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