Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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