I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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